THUS SPOKE FRED: Drive Alert; or Die (Chapter 20)

       (Autobahnaramma)

“So you’re the one racing on the autobahn,   

And ruining my ride, once peaceful and calm,

Don’t make my family into a fiery car bomb.”   (Thusly Spoke Fred)

“Ya, ya, Mein fast drife on der autobahn,

Ist safer den you drife on your streets, so calm,

You pay no attention to dose around you, mon.

You stay in der lane mit der snail and der turtle,

Und I drife in der outer one, my rocket, she hurtle,

Or ve both pushink up, vom der graveyard, myrtle.”     (Replied Horst)

                Thus spoke Fred (and Horst)

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About Waldo "Wally" Tomosky

I am proud of my work life (not the jobs, just the work).  Bait monger  Lawn mower  Paper boy  Windshield cleaner in a drive-in theater (if you don't know what a drive-in theater is there is no sense in you reading any farther)  Snack shack janitor in a drive in theater (ditto for drive-in theater)  Milling machine clean-up boy in a tool and die shop  Plastic injection press operator  Centurion in the US Army  Factory hand  Apprentice boy  Tool and die maker  Software user manual writer  Computer programmer  Ex-patriate par excellence  Engineering manager  Software test manager  Retiree  University administrator  System analyst  Retiree (2nd try)  Licensed amateur paleontologist  Retiree (3rd try)  Shovel bum (archaeology)  Retiree (4th try)  Delivery driver  Retiree (5th try)  Graduate student (skipped AA and BA due to the level of difficulty)  Retiree (finally got the drift of it) I have been writing for fourteen years and have fifteen books on Amazon/Kindle. Some horror, some twisted, some experimental, some essay and a few historical. I think that now I will really, really, really retire and just write. Lets see if I can do retirement correctly this time!
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