And Fred thus spoke to his siblings; “Man is jostled, my brothers. Man is thrown about whether he sits on a camel or astride his ass. It is best to find your niche on the beast’s backbone early in your journey. Whether it be a little to the left, or more to the right, each man must find his niche. Although I must admit, sitting on your ass makes the task a little harder.
Some men know their destiny when they are but children (See Webster; DALI LAMA).
Some men find their destiny when puberty arrives (See Rolling Stone; Chippendales).
Some men vision their destiny before they finish school (See Forbes; Bill Gates).
Some men discover their destiny when they create a family (See Bible; Abraham).
And some men never discover their destiny, only their niche (See ibid.; Fred).
And it was thus, that Fred wandered from forest to forest, from cave to cave, from hither to yon. Two year intervals were his norm. Four years as apprentice was his limit.
Obliterator of Sharp Corners
Scriber of Educational Texts
And, at times, programmer
“Hewing creates throbbing within the cranium.
Teaching is a joy.
Programming is like the proverbial child; at times it is very good. But when it is bad, it is horrible.”
Thus spoke Fred.